5 Ways New York City is like Disneyland

1. It’s always crowded.
2. Anything you buy is twice as expensive as it is in the outside world.
3. It’s an artificial, man-made environment. Many parts (Central Park, Rivers of America) are fake, but great lengths have taken to make them look natural.
4. Many people possess a fanatical adoration of the place. These people are all really annoying.
5. You see a tremendous cross-section of humanity there—(the disabled, people of all different nationalities).